Big THANK YOU to this page for letting me crash for my How to Seduce a Band Geek tour!
I've got a little snippet from the book for you. :) Enjoy!
It’ll be days before
anyone finds me. Levi zonked out about an hour ago, and I’ve tried wiggling
from the spot under the bed, but he’s the wildest and most restless sleeper
I’ve ever met. His legs and arms keep flopping off the edge, and I almost got
kicked in the face during my last attempt. Then he keeps talking, making me jump
because I’m so effing tense thinking he’s actually awake.
I
swear, I’m going to die under here. Probably from a burst bladder, because I
don’t remember the last time I went to the bathroom.
I
wish I hadn’t chucked my phone. I bet Mom and Dad are freaking out, or Zoe is
if she somehow covered for me. Maybe I should reward myself if I can guess how
many missed calls I have when I get my phone back. Well, I know of at least
one.
The
loudest oven alarm in the world blasts through the room, and I let out a tiny
“yeep!” then smack my face in Levi’s hoodie. He groans, and if I wasn’t
concentrating on being caught in the “most embarrassing moment ever,” I’d think
that was the sexiest sound in the world.
The
mattress shifts, then his arm dangles over the edge of the bed inches from my
hip. I shuffle to the other side, but his leg hangs over there, and if I scoot
anymore, he’ll hit my shoulder. Gosh, how tall is this guy?
After
a few minutes of silence and no movements, I close my eyes and scrunch up the
hoodie to get as comfortable as I can. Maybe I’ll just sleep here. I really
hope I don’t snore.
Just
when my mind drifts, the screaming buzzer of the alarm from the kitchen goes
off a second time.
“Uhhhnnnn,”
he groans again, and his arm disappears as the bed shifts, his leg no longer
hanging over the edge. I hear him yawn, then a white shirt gets tossed across
the room.
Oh.
My. Gosh.
Another
piece of clothing flumps on the floor by my head, and bare feet and legs swing
over the side of the bed. Is he naked? Holy crap, he’s going to be naked! No
wait… chill, it’s only pants and a shirt. Unless he naps commando, which I
doubt because he has a humongo drawer of boxers. Areas are still covered.
Chill. Out.
The
weight from the bed releases as he stands, then… boxers land on the heap of
clothes he’s already stripped from his body.
Okay…
now he’s naked.
Naked.
Levi.
Naked.
Totally
naked.
I
stare at the clothes in a sort of trance, thinking maybe if I concentrate hard
enough, they’ll jump back on his body. Because gosh do I want to see… but I
don’t want to see… why can’t I close my eyes! What is wrong with me? I’ve grown
into a freaking pervert.
You can catch the rest of this scene (and yanno, all the other ones ;) ) in HOW TO SEDUCE A BAND GEEK, which is out now! *happy dance*
****Disclaimer, this is BOOK 2, but it can be read as a stand alone. However, if you are like me and have to read things in order book 1, HOW TO DATE A NERD is available HERE.****
Cassie Mae is
a nerd to the core from Utah, who likes to write about other nerds who find
love. Her angel children and perfect husband fan her and feed her grapes while
she clacks away on the keyboard. Then she wakes up from that dream world and
manages to get a few words on the computer while the house explodes around her.
When she’s not writing, she’s spending time with the youth in her community as
a volleyball and basketball coach, or searching the house desperately for
chocolate.
Cassie Mae is
an Amazon.com bestselling author of the teen contemporary romance novel REASONS
I FELL FOR THE FUNNY FAT FRIEND, which she self-published. In addition to
publishing with Swoon Romance, she is published by Random House Flirt.
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Ha ha ha! AWESOME excerpt, Cassie! Love it :-)
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